sex once a year

pack that shit tight

2004-12-22T09:57:22Z

done got FUCKED UP damn smoke this shit on some fuckin tin can....shit burnt my mouth

well fuckin boob sex

2004-12-18T18:46:51Z

i love that bird!

hampster

2004-10-16T02:03:23Z

high drunk club in one night heart xoxox damnit fuck fuck fuck

oh no im sad and drunk....feel sorry for me PLEASE

2004-04-07T13:36:48Z

¡el Teletubbies es la mejor demostración siempre! ¡y mi partido solo
de Pascua es manera que va a oscilar difícilmente! ¡Corazón I usted
cristalino!

All I have to say is..........

2004-04-01T16:35:17Z

I still rock my kakis with a cuff in the crease

We'll rock the Math club Christmas party

2004-03-31T15:37:19Z

icup......oh my god, it sounds like "i see you pee"....that's crazy...............heart heart heart

oh god your stupid

2004-03-22T17:57:48Z

hm.....i like crystal....i also want to bleed alot and move to texas....maybe i can do all 3.....christmas

jon is masterbating

2004-03-14T07:10:04Z

turn off feeling pretty.....i like crystal.....flat tire fun

i found this on marks lj and it looked like fun so ill be lame and do it too!

2004-03-08T20:24:02Z

Pick ANY 10 LJ users on your friends list, Without revealing their names say something about (or to) each one of them. Never reveal who is what.

1. You're a fucking dick and I think you should stop talking shit about your friends (oh that felt nice!)

2. You are way rad!....we could hook up in the back of my van in a parking garage if ya want!

3. You are just dumb and i would totally kick your ass if you wernt my friend

4. I'm just goina call you stupid.

5. I heart you, but we should totally hang out more!!!...i never see you now!

6. You suck...and you so shouldnt play music....like really...and i think you stole my 25 cents!

7. Sorry bout that.

8. Mountain?

9. You have a computer....that's amazing!

10. I just don't want to say anything about you....i heart you though....weirdo

i went retro....karma painted blood cells

2004-03-08T20:09:01Z

thank you adaline.....i miss you crystal.....i hope we can still hang out today......i think i'll go to the bookstore now

912 crew

2004-03-06T16:15:12Z

gay gay gay..........a long time is better than a short one i think......yay........heart.............

in more sleeping water....fabric times pi

2004-03-04T07:03:58Z

im an air sign......which in some weird way that i do not want to explain compliments my name....i am kinda pissed now too.....after all that, i feel like i am out two more friends....which is kinda narrowing the list down....i can only think of six people who are real friends....hm......i did really enjoy hanging out with you tonight tho...and i can't wait to see you tomorrow....i cut my finger on the washing machine and it hurts....on that note....goodnight

plastic is'nt paper

2004-03-03T07:16:28Z

GOD.......i like you Alot!!!!!!....i miss you too!!!!

last day i worked was in april....and i still got more money than you!!

2004-03-02T16:03:01Z

as if corporate was'nt enough, nag champa burned through my new blanket onto the bed it was sad.....i miss you....and i hope you don't hate me

damn

2004-03-02T07:43:56Z

so i fucked up this trash can with jon tonight.....it was crazy......i like my girlfriend ALOT!!!!

like their all goina be straight edge in five years

2004-03-01T06:16:43Z

yay....tonight was fun...and i totally loved falling asleep in your arms lastnight.....fun fun.....tomorrow we will make cookies and go to the play ground....and you need to get your shoes if you havent yet....... :)

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

2004-02-28T19:05:00Z

Bright Eyes is writing your life story!
introspective and articulate, don't let your
love life get you down so much that you drink
yourself into oblivion and kill a family of 4
while driving drunk. no one likes dating a
convicted felon.

Which Band Is Writing Your Life's Story?
brought to you by Quizilla

seemed sucidal before

2004-02-26T00:28:45Z

i had fun playing with jon today.......and i miss YOU!!!!

justin is gay

2004-02-25T06:33:53Z

i like justin.....and today was one of the best days ever!....i totally love spending time with you!!!!....your great!!!!....i hope you don't just end up hating me.........yay.....happy

walt disney's DEAD????....j/k

2004-02-24T17:07:42Z

yeah.....i'm pretty damn happy.....did'nt think that would happen again!

oh henry

2004-02-23T17:34:03Z

well...i can definitely say i didn't expect anything GOOD to happen again for a long time........hopefully im not just being stupid

i wrote you this letter......but i think i will throw it away

2004-02-20T23:15:13Z

i came into the room...and there was a french hat....billy was gone.....i want to play video games....but there are none....candy is black....i went to the beach, i dont know you.....wash legs....plastic is in the air, it is bad for your lungs....cotton candy sucks....EISLEY IS MY NEW FAVORITE BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ich sexed sie

2004-02-17T07:12:10Z

yeah....so, das ich nicht denke, daß die Axt jedes längere damnit
bearbeitet! andererseits tötete ich 2 Fische in einem Boot heute und
in einem fetten deutschen Mann....thank Sie

i hardly know you, but i think i'm going to

2004-02-15T03:38:38Z

When you've decided that murder is the way to go, the first thing you should think about is how to make it appear to the world that you would have no reason to kill the intended victim. The safest way to do this would be to terminate all involvement with the individual you plan to off. If that proves impossible then the best thing left is to make it appear as if you were their dearest friend.

i dont like garfield

2004-02-14T16:41:56Z

well......i hope you all have a fun valentines day with your boyfriends or girlfriends.......im going to come up with an awesome plan to murder someone.....maybe it'll work tonight